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Jimmy
01-05-2003, 09:59 AM
Saw it on another forum... its funny, i think so! yes i do!

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place!

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (THIS ONE ALWAYS BUGGED ME!)

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Jace101
01-12-2003, 01:32 AM
lol, good 'ol america, always good for a laugh.

Gazor
01-12-2003, 08:41 AM
Yeal lol some of those are funny

Shamus
01-12-2003, 05:26 PM
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place!
Shouldn't that be 'caller IDs' instead of 'answering machines' used to screen calls?

EnterTheWu
01-12-2003, 07:04 PM
There's caller ID for call waiting too, so looks like this one isn't valid

01-24-2003, 02:37 PM
I prefere Australia! :rolleyes: