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[cOnflictXX]

I just got a new member in my Counter-Strike clan who has some trouble with grammer.
This was his first post on the clan message board:
<--- NeW MemBa .. i wana help u guyz out by bein here when u guyz need someone to scrim!! .. and learnin stradegyz wit u guys and just tryin my best to help out this clan .. id also like to get to know everyone ;-D
I cannot comprehend what possesses someone to talk in this fashion. It simply makes me want to commit a hate crime.

EDIT: jesus, i spelled grammar wrong..

[Les Bian]

He thinks he's really cool and aspires to be African-American, which he sounds nothing like. He's also trying to hide behind a veil of heterosexuality - a forlorn quest as he blurted out "id also like to get to know everyone ;-D"

[omgwtfdan]

Get use to it. 90% gamers talk this way. They're fucking idiots with an intelligence lower than a five year old.

[Decoy]

Ask him why he talks in such a retarded manner

[Threeboy]

Get use to it. 90% gamers talk this way. They're fucking idiots with an intelligence lower than a five year old. YES!

[cOnflictXX]

the other 10% hang out here

[MulletMan]

Get useD to it. 90% OF gamers talk this way. They're fucking idiots with an intelligence lower than a five year old.
Best check your own grammar, my friend. :evil:

[Les Bian]

90% gamers talk this way.
90% of everyone under 25 talks that way, it's the 'americanisation' of popular culture...

[Budderfly]

It looks stupid and immature. It's like "Oh wowie! I made up a language that adults can't understand! I'm so l33t!"

[Kentor]

It simply makes me want to commit a hate crime.
I would have to agree with that too.

[rocket.]

You have no idea how much that shows how american you truely are... :p

[chrisv]

Also since we are nit picking, "spelled" is spelt wrong.

[Shamus]

spell1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (spl)
v. spelled, or spelt (splt) spell·ing, spells
v. tr.
To name or write in order the letters constituting (a word or part of a word).
You can use either one ;)

[cOnflictXX]

Faced :eek:

[Decoy]

You can use either one ;)
Every time I used to say spelt someone yells at me!

[Les Bian]

*yell*

[zubaz]

All this grammar is makin' my penis soft!

[Les Bian]

What a turn-on...