It's so funny, it's scary.

[NMO]

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

Computer Stupidities, this is a great laugh. I've been reading some of them for the past hour, it is fucking great.

[brentech]

Haha. Some of those are horrible.
Damn stupid people.

[RaNc|d]

Customer: "My computer won't work. You guys must have broken it when you installed the modem."
Tech Support: "What happens when you turn it on?"
Customer: "It won't turn on anymore!!!!!"
Tech Support: "So you don't see any lights or hear any noise?"
Customer: "I'm telling you it WON'T TURN ON."
Tech Support: "Is it plugged in?
Customer: "OF COURSE it's plugged in, you MORON!"
Tech Support: "When you push the power button it--"
Customer: "Power button? This computer doesn't have a power button."
Tech Support: "Sir, all computers have power buttons. Look at the front of the case, find the word 'power,' and push the button."
Customer: "YOU FIXED IT!! Thanks!!!!"

Horrible ??
:rolleyes:
I'm sure it happens for real

[brentech]

By horrible I meant the people are horrible. Not the quotes. ;)

[Dunga]

:D Very funny.

[lani*loo]

lol....those are hilarious.

my grandmother once thought the cd rom was a coffee cup holder :shock:

EDIT: OMG I just read some more of them...and some person did the exact same thing :idea: awwww granny isnt alone :D

[Decoy]

haha these are great. Read the calls from hell haha, great stuff.


Me: "You may have an older browser. What browser are you using?"
Him: "Well, I don't have a brand new computer, but it's not obsolete. I have Pentium 233 with 64 of the big ones."
Me: "You mean 64 megs of RAM?"
Him: "Yeah, RAM."
Me: "Ok, but what browser are you using? Internet Explorer or Netscape?"
Him: "I have Windows 95."
Me: "Ok, that's the operating system. What do you use to look at a web site?"
Him: "Oh, I'm using Office 97."
Me: "Yes, but what browser? When you look at a web site, what program do you use?"
Him: "Office 97."
Me: "Office 97 isn't a browser though. When you double click on the icon to connect to the Internet, it opens a program that lets you look at web sites on the Internet. What program opens? Internet Explorer or Netscape?"
Him: "My computer is not obsolete. I have Pentium 233."


I especially liked this one

[LostnDelirious]

haha these are great. Read the calls from hell haha, great stuff.


Me: "You may have an older browser. What browser are you using?"
Him: "Well, I don't have a brand new computer, but it's not obsolete. I have Pentium 233 with 64 of the big ones."
Me: "You mean 64 megs of RAM?"
Him: "Yeah, RAM."
Me: "Ok, but what browser are you using? Internet Explorer or Netscape?"
Him: "I have Windows 95."
Me: "Ok, that's the operating system. What do you use to look at a web site?"
Him: "Oh, I'm using Office 97."
Me: "Yes, but what browser? When you look at a web site, what program do you use?"
Him: "Office 97."
Me: "Office 97 isn't a browser though. When you double click on the icon to connect to the Internet, it opens a program that lets you look at web sites on the Internet. What program opens? Internet Explorer or Netscape?"
Him: "My computer is not obsolete. I have Pentium 233."


I especially liked this one


"Me" is really patient... I would have slapped him after the third answer... :rolleyes:

[LostnDelirious]

And BTW.. Those quotes are really funny.. Hahaha!! I read some of them on the site and I laughed ;)

[lani*loo]

"Me" is really patient... I would have slapped him after the third answer... :rolleyes:

yea..totally. being tech support would have to be the worst job ever...omg i would go insane.

[drake]

AHHH BUT COMPUTERS ARE SO AWESOME! They are the most useful and important invention besides a few like electricity and the wheel.

[chrisv]

With 64 of the big ones.

That is the best description of a computer component EVER.

[Gazor]

Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"


heh yeah funny stuff :P