Bullet Men's Magazine

[Serious Sam]

This was for a Journalism 11 assignment, which was to create your ideal magazine.

Of course I didn't start untill the day before it was due, and had to do this all today. Bullet is supposed to be a sexy (albeit poorly written) men's magazine created by yours truly. The articles are a joke (in terms of grammer, and enjoyment), so heh :) All of the pages were composed, and poorly written by me.

Tell me what you think please :D (And no I am not trying to sell anything, just getting some crits from magazine readers like you).

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. Cover (http://www.cscentral.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=227747)

. Table of contents (http://www.cscentral.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=227750)

. Page One (http://www.cscentral.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=227752)

. Page Two (http://www.cscentral.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=227754)

. Page Three (http://www.cscentral.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=227756)

. Page Four (http://www.cscentral.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=227757)

. Page Five (http://www.cscentral.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=227758)

. Page Six (http://www.cscentral.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=227761)

. Page Seven (http://www.cscentral.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=227762)

Please tell me what you think, and if it were sold for a couple of dollars, would you buy it =]

edit; and no this isn't formal work. Just fun fun, damn I need marks kind of work ;)

[Devil]

Pretty nice, but, pages after pages, the format is the same.. kinda boring for a magazine :?

[pacman]

wheres the hot hot girls? I only saw 4

[Serious Sam]

Pretty nice, but, pages after pages, the format is the same.. kinda boring for a magazine :?

It's one of those special magazines. I thought the conformity looked nicer though.

[-:snail:-]

Very cool:D Nice set up on it all.

[brentech]

Pretty nice, but, pages after pages, the format is the same.. kinda boring for a magazine :?
I totally agree. Your "magazine" looks more like a small pamphlet, heh. Not to say that that particular design isn't good. But it would of been cool to add different layouts and spunk it up.

[Liquor_Riss]

I think that Page 7 (the only page I saw) was set out more like a webpage than a magazine.

[brentech]

Teehee you said spunk! :rolleyes:
Gah. You were doing so good not posting wasteful messages lately too. :?

[Liquor_Riss]

But I can change! Well edit anyway.

You lost your floppy disk AND your hard-drive stuffed up... Fuck off... :P

[Jamblo]

Who's the lady on page 7?

That is Liquor's mum... :P

[Threeboy]

elisha cubert

(spelling may be off)

she used to be on popular mechanics for kids.

[Gazor]

good work Sam, but the layout gets repetative for a magazine, tryout new layout and post them on here, i'm sure we can leave some constructive comments :D











and nice pictures :P

[Liquor_Riss]

she used to be on popular mechanics for kids.
Hmm. I could probably make a rude joke out of this but I won't. Was it a TV program?

[Threeboy]

yep, a kids show.

[Serious Sam]

But she was pretty old when she did the show. 15-16 back when I was younger though.

[Threeboy]

i knew she'd grow up hot. but not insanely hot.

[Liquor_Riss]

That is Liquor's mum... :P
Aww thanks for the compliment :D

[SrVpLuthorCorp]

I'm looking at your draft and it still makes me question if it's wrong for me to be so attracted to the digital girl from Flight of the Osiris.

[Threeboy]

i'd virtually tap that.

[brentech]

i'd virtually tap that.
lol -- damn it Threeboy!

[Threeboy]

what?! :P

[Serious Sam]

He tapped it weeks ago.

[Threeboy]

gives new meaning to 'jacking into' the matrix.

[Jace101]

LOL! And I thought I was bad with turning everything sexual.

'One wipe & and your back On-Line!' :P

[SrVpLuthorCorp]

LOL! And I thought I was bad with turning everything sexual.

Well it was either that or LostnDelirious' avatar so I was trying to take the high road.

[RaNc|d]

ahhh girls has the same effect on every guys :rolleyes:

[Liquor_Riss]

gives new meaning to 'jacking into' the matrix.
Aw jeez, did you have to? :P

[Jace101]

lol. The high road dosent seem very high.

[RaNc|d]

lol. The high road dosent seem very high.

high enough for some people :D

[jynxdaddy]

:shock:

[Serious Sam]

Spam.

[LostnDelirious]

"]LOL! And I thought I was bad with turning everything sexual.

Well it was either that or LostnDelirious' avatar so I was trying to take the high road.

http://www.blablarama.com/images/smiles/worry.gif I don't understand such a thing!?

[SrVpLuthorCorp]

"]LOL! And I thought I was bad with turning everything sexual.

Well it was either that or LostnDelirious' avatar so I was trying to take the high road.

http://www.blablarama.com/images/smiles/worry.gif I don't understand such a thing!?

I've been caught.

I was paying you a compliment via your avatar. Jace made a comment about what I said regarding the girl from flight of the osiris ..... it was a sexual reference ..... and I said it was either her or you.

but now Im positive it was you.

[LostnDelirious]

"]"]LOL! And I thought I was bad with turning everything sexual.

Well it was either that or LostnDelirious' avatar so I was trying to take the high road.

http://www.blablarama.com/images/smiles/worry.gif I don't understand such a thing!?

I've been caught.

I was paying you a compliment via your avatar. Jace made a comment about what I said regarding the girl from flight of the osiris ..... it was a sexual reference ..... and I said it was either her or you.

but now Im positive it was you.

:rolleyes: http://www.blablarama.com/images/smiles/hfr_lol.gif

Oh shit, I'm lost. :?

EDIT: 8O Even more lost, Hey Devil and Rancid, why didn't you tell us LostnDelerious was female, and that it is her in the avatar, I just got real confused and almost exploded, I thought I might clear that up for everyone else who didn't know... :P

Oh, and Dave (rancid): YOU FUCKING LEGEND!! :D
P.S: Then again...

[34] rocket. -- "Write that down, Timmy.": Dave, why did you dump him?
[35] Lost & Delirious: he dumped me
[35] rocket. -- "Write that down, Timmy.": err... alrigt
[35] rocket. -- "Write that down, Timmy.": WTF
[35] rocket. -- "Write that down, Timmy.": ima gunna slap him
[35] Lost & Delirious: :|
[35] Lost & Delirious: loll
[35] rocket. -- "Write that down, Timmy.": did u cheat on him?
[35] Lost & Delirious: non
[35] rocket. -- "Write that down, Timmy.": ook
[35] rocket. -- "Write that down, Timmy.": what happened?
[35] Lost & Delirious: he said he thought he loved me
[35] Lost & Delirious: but he didnt
[35] rocket. -- "Write that down, Timmy.": DUMBASS
[35] Lost & Delirious: so ic ried 6 whole months
[35] Lost & Delirious: *i cried
[35] rocket. -- "Write that down, Timmy.": i should post this :P
[35] Lost & Delirious: LOL

YOU WANKER!!! :x

[LostnDelirious]

Hey!!! That ain't nice for him.. Even though I don't care...! :rolleyes:

*BTW, he really was lost, I laughed a lot ;)

Lost & Delirious says:how did you get on 3boy?
rocket. -- "you muddled speaking your up." says: off a cs wallpaper
rocket. -- "you muddled speaking your up." says: i hated cs too
rocket. -- "you muddled speaking your up." says: i stayed there for the webdesign. u?
Lost & Delirious says: rancid
rocket. -- "you muddled speaking your up." says: heh, u friends?
Lost & Delirious says: he's my ex
rocket. -- "you muddled speaking your up." says: eh?
Lost & Delirious says: my ex boyfriend
rocket. -- "you muddled speaking your up." says: wait... i'm lost
rocket. -- "you muddled speaking your up." says: ur female? HAHA oh shit
Lost & Delirious says: yes...
rocket. -- "you muddled speaking your up." says: wow
Lost & Delirious says: didnt you see my avatar?
rocket. -- "you muddled speaking your up." says: is that you?
Lost & Delirious says: yes it is..
rocket. -- "you muddled speaking your up." says: lol
Lost & Delirious says: this is funny!!! hahaha
rocket. -- "you muddled speaking your up." says: wow

[RaNc|d]

:( I think I'll just go to Mexico and start a new life..

[SrVpLuthorCorp]

You know they don't have any cake down there.

[RaNc|d]

"]You know they don't have any cake down there.

Shit.. 8O

[LostnDelirious]

Hahahaaha!!!

[Liquor_Riss]

Is this why rocket now wants to move to Canada? ;)

[Serious Sam]

Spam.

[Liquor_Riss]

Stop spamming!

[LostnDelirious]

Is this why rocket now wants to move to Canada? ;)

http://www.blablarama.com/images/smiles/hfr_whistle.gif

[Liquor_Riss]

Hahaha :D Let me get my Pokin' Stick so I can Poke Some Fun at rocket :P

[LostnDelirious]

:( I think I'll just go to Mexico and start a new life..

Bring me with you! :rolleyes: http://www.blablarama.com/images/smiles/hfr_whistle.gif

[Liquor_Riss]

Good idea if rockets going to be coming to Canada to find you :P I'd do the same ;)

[LostnDelirious]

Good idea if rockets going to be coming to Canada to find you :P I'd do the same ;)

http://www.blablarama.com/images/smiles/hfr_lol.gif That ain't smart 4 him!

[Liquor_Riss]

Nope.....you could be hiding anywhere, like in a cardboard box in a cupboard!

[LostnDelirious]

Nope.....you could be hiding anywhere, like in a cardboard box in a cupboard!

Lolll.. What you're sayin is I really need to hide? :P

[Serious Sam]

Spam.

[Gazor]

heh theres a lot of spam these days Sam :?

[Serious Sam]

Yeah, but everyone is spamming my thread to death so I might as well get some spam out of it.

Everything in this place changes :P

Generally refering to my msn name, I wanna go coz she said they're all like that ;) :P

[LostnDelirious]

Everything in this place changes :P

Generally refering to my msn name, I wanna go coz she said they're all like that ;) :P

We are! Ask Rancid or Devil!!

[Devil]

I don't even know what you're talking about...

[Shamus]

Anyways, back on topic..

I think some of the fonts need to be rethought, page 2's photo should be in color because all the other ones are, don't keep re-stating the magazine's name and issue month at the top of each page--put the headline of the article there, an article entitled "pull the trigger, or not?"?? is this about suicide? that scares me, having some of the pictures sideways is confusing, you probably need some sort of closing article and/or an index

Overall, pretty entertaining. :D

Like he said, it was for a school project, already submitted :)

[Liquor_Riss]

Everything in this place changes :P

Generally refering to my msn name, I wanna go coz she said they're all like that ;) :P

We are! Ask Rancid or Devil!!Devil told me that there are 500 pound+ girls in your school... 8O

[LostnDelirious]

Everything in this place changes :P

Generally refering to my msn name, I wanna go coz she said they're all like that ;) :P

We are! Ask Rancid or Devil!!Devil told me that there are 500 pound+ girls in your school... 8O

Hahaha.. We're not going at the same school..!

[SrVpLuthorCorp]

Everything in this place changes :P

Generally refering to my msn name, I wanna go coz she said they're all like that ;) :P

We are! Ask Rancid or Devil!!Devil told me that there are 500 pound+ girls in your school... 8O

I have this rule against girls who wear bigger underwear than me.

[Liquor_Riss]

Everything in this place changes :P

Generally refering to my msn name, I wanna go coz she said they're all like that ;) :P

We are! Ask Rancid or Devil!!Devil told me that there are 500 pound+ girls in your school... 8O

Hahaha.. We're not going at the same school..!
His school damnit, I meant his school!

Hah, This magazine WAS fantabulistic. :)

"]Everything in this place changes :P

Generally refering to my msn name, I wanna go coz she said they're all like that ;) :P

We are! Ask Rancid or Devil!!Devil told me that there are 500 pound+ girls in your school... 8O

I have this rule against girls who wear bigger underwear than me.

In other words IceMan, their isnt too many girls you wouldnt go out with. ;)

Save a whale, harpoon a fat chick. :P

[SrVpLuthorCorp]

"]Everything in this place changes :P

Generally refering to my msn name, I wanna go coz she said they're all like that ;) :P

We are! Ask Rancid or Devil!!Devil told me that there are 500 pound+ girls in your school... 8O

I have this rule against girls who wear bigger underwear than me.

In other words IceMan, their isnt too many girls you wouldnt go out with. ;)

Save a whale, harpoon a fat chick. :P

Negative, I said "I have this rule ....."
That's just one rule, there are others, for example .... rule #318 No girls with visable facial hair.

Make more sense now?

[brentech]

Yet another thread that has become entirely off topic and has a ridiculous amount of quotes. :?

[Gazor]

hmm yeah we need to start to control them more :?

[Serious Sam]

Or keep on topic... o-O

NICE MAGAZINE, IF YOU WANTED TO KEEP MAKING TI, CHANGE LAYOUT!

[Serious Sam]

It's supposed to be uniform.

[RaNc|d]

Can it be Uniform and Orignial ?

[Serious Sam]

??

I give up.