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Threeboy
12-13-2002, 09:25 PM
Rules: Post a "Your Mama's So..." insult, joke. Please post only one, if you have more than one, wait for your turn (don't post twice in a row) Remember this is all in good fun and no one should take offense. Do not direct any comments to a specific person other than "Yo Mama"
I'll start us off:
YO' MAMA'S SO FAT, WHEN SHE DOES JUMPING JACKS, SHE MAKES RADIO SKIP!
YOU MAMA'S SO FAT HER ARSE IS CONSIDERED GREATER THAN THE GRAND CANYON.
cOnflictXX
12-13-2002, 09:38 PM
YOUR MOM'S SO STUPID WHEN THEY WERE GIVING OUT BRAINS SHE THOUGHT THEY SAID TRAINS AND..SHE..WENT FOR A RIDE..ahh fuck it
YOUR MAMA'S SO DUMB SHE WAS GOING TO THE AIRPORT AND SAW A SIGN READING "AIRPORT LEFT", SO SHE WENT BACK HOME.
Threeboy
12-13-2002, 09:55 PM
YO' MAMA'S PITS SO SMELLY SHE MAKES RIGHT GUARD TURN LEFT.
YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE A TRUCK WHEN SHE WALKS BACKWARDS.
Threeboy
12-14-2002, 03:33 AM
YOUR MAMA'S GLASSES SO THICK, WHEN SHE LOOKS AT A MAP SHE CAN SEE PEOPLE WAVING!
YOUR MAMA'S SO OLD SHE FARTS DUST.
Threeboy
12-14-2002, 03:37 AM
YOUR MAMA'S SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE!
YOUR MAMA'S SO STUPID SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR.
brentech
12-14-2002, 07:56 AM
YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT SHE WENT BUNGEE JUMPING...AND WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Gazor
12-14-2002, 08:56 AM
YOUR MAMMA'S SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WEARS HIGH HEELS, SHE STRIKES OIL
Devil
12-14-2002, 09:31 AM
YOUR MAMMA'S SO DOPED THAT WHEN SHE SEES SNOW, SHE'S FREAKING OUT
(I don't know if that was good.. even if it makes sence)
YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT THEY ASKED HER TO WEAR A METAL CAP BECAUSE SHE WAS BLOCKING SATALITE TRANSMISSIONS, AND THEY COULD USE HER AS A RELAY POINT.
Shamus
12-14-2002, 02:32 PM
YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW, SKITTLES CAME OUT
chrisv
12-15-2002, 12:04 AM
YO MAMA'S SO STUPID, SHE THOUGHT TUPAC SHAKER WAS A JEWISH HOLIDAY.
Gazor
12-16-2002, 10:00 AM
YO MAMA'S SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE BENDS OVER THERES A TOTAL ECLIPSE
Jimmy
12-16-2002, 12:34 PM
YO MAMA`S SO OLD, SHE KNEW BURGER KING WHILE HE WAS STILL A PRINCE.
YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT EVERY STEP SHE TAKES CAUSES A CATACLYSM SOMEWHERE.
chrisv
12-16-2002, 09:50 PM
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, THEY HAD TO BAPTIZE HER AT SEA WORLD.
EnterTheWu
12-17-2002, 12:07 AM
YO MAMMA'S SO STUPID SHE GOT STABBED IN A SHOOTOUT
YOUR MAMA'S SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT YOUR TICKLE ME ELMO WAS HER VIBRATOR.
TheFinalBullet
12-17-2002, 02:07 PM
YOUR MOMMA IS LIKE A HARDWARE STORE, 2 CENTS A SCREW
Shamus
12-17-2002, 06:25 PM
YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WEARS YELLOW, PEOPLE YELL "TAXI!"
chrisv
12-17-2002, 08:57 PM
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, SHE'S ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY.
Pookie.
12-21-2002, 03:57 PM
lol chris,
YO MAMA SO FAT PEOPLE RUN AROUND HER FOR EXERCISE
Shamus
12-21-2002, 08:15 PM
YOUR MAMA'S SO BALD, YOU CAN SEE WHAT'S ON HER MIND
chrisv
12-21-2002, 09:23 PM
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, THE ONLY THING STOPPING HER FROM GOING TO JENNY CRAIG IS THE DOOR.
YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT SHE HAS TO USE THE POOL FOR THE TOILET.
chrisv
12-22-2002, 12:46 PM
YO MAMA'S SO BIG, WHEN SHE GOES SWIMMING AT THE BEACH SHE CHANGES THE TIDE
Ricebowl
12-22-2002, 02:50 PM
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, WHEN SHE GOES TO THE MOVIES SHE SITS NEXT TO EVERYBODY.
chrisv
12-23-2002, 06:48 PM
YO MAMA'S SO STUPID, WHEN SHE GETS ANGRY AT YOU, SHE CALLS YOU A SON OF A BITCH
EnterTheWu
12-24-2002, 11:19 PM
YO MOMMA'S SO FAT THAT SHE TRIPPED OVER K-MART AND LANDED RIGHT ON TARGET
Jace101
12-25-2002, 01:34 AM
LOL, thats fucking funny chrisv
YO' MUMMAS SO STOOPID, SHE ACTUALLY SLEPT WITH ME
....
/me cries
Jace... It's mother insult jokes, not self insult jokes, unless you are actually telling the truth...
YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT SHE GOT CHARGED FOR SINKING THE TITANIC.
chrisv
12-25-2002, 11:51 AM
YO MAMA'S SO STUPID, SHE PUT A PHONE UP TO HER ASS AND THOUGHT SHE WAS MAKING A BOOTY CALL.
YOUR MAMA'S SO STUPID SHE SLEPT WITH YOUR DAD AND GAVE BIRTH TO YOU.
brentech
12-27-2002, 07:44 AM
haha, I have no joke on this one..but i like the last!
:P
chrisv
12-27-2002, 10:33 PM
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, AFTER SEX SHE ROLLS OVER AND SMOKES A HAM
Threeboy
12-28-2002, 05:37 AM
YO' MAMA'S SO FAT SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES. ONE FOR EACH TIME ZONE!!!
Pookie.
12-28-2002, 09:55 PM
lol good one three
chrisv
12-29-2002, 01:22 AM
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, I RAN AROUND HER TWICE AND GOT LOST!
jynxdaddy
12-31-2002, 01:20 AM
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, SHE GOT LOCKED IN A SUPER MARKET AND STARVED TO DEATH!
Threeboy
12-31-2002, 05:04 AM
YO MAMA'S SO STUPID SHE TOOK THE PEPSI CHALLENGE AND CHOSE JIF.
http://www.waynescomputerworld.com/Dotti/Images/Food/jif.gif
YOUR MAMA'S SO STUPID SHE...ERRR...MADE....ERRR....ME.....LIKE.....LOOOS E......THAT.....SMART.....THING.........YEAH SO WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME?
Shamus
12-31-2002, 09:54 AM
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, SHE GOT LOCKED IN A SUPER MARKET AND STARVED TO DEATH!
..don't you mean stupid?
chrisv
12-31-2002, 01:49 PM
Perhaps she couldn't move!
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, HER BOWL OF CEREAL COMES WITH A LIFEGUARD.
Threeboy
12-31-2002, 03:18 PM
perhaps she ate all the food and still starved to death!
YO MAMA'S SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE!
jynxdaddy
12-31-2002, 11:06 PM
perhaps she ate all the food and still starved to death!
3boys the smarty one :P
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
---hehe @ jif
Threeboy
01-01-2003, 04:47 AM
YO MAMA'S SO FAT WHEN SHE BROKE HER LEG GRAVY POURED OUT!
chrisv
01-01-2003, 10:55 AM
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND, PEOPLE THROW HER A WELCOME BACK PARTY
Threeboy
01-01-2003, 03:32 PM
YO MAMA'S SO POOR, I SAW HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE STREET, I ASKED "WHAT YOU DOING?" SHE SAID "MOVING"
jynxdaddy
01-01-2003, 11:23 PM
Yo'momma so ugly Tony Danza wouldn't date her!
http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/images/tattoo/1danza.jpg
Or was i wrong?
YOUR MAMA'S SO HAIRY SHE MAKES AN APE LOOK BALD.
Gazor
01-02-2003, 06:22 AM
Yo Mamma's so ugly that she sent a letter and picture to the lonley hearts club, and they sent a reply saying that the arn't that lonley
jynxdaddy
01-02-2003, 06:58 PM
Yo Momma so fat she is on a diet.....................?
ive ran out
Pookie.
01-02-2003, 08:14 PM
YoMama is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
http://store6.yimg.com/I/standard-signs_1723_9739763
g.xeno
01-03-2003, 10:36 PM
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale
YO MAMA'S SO STUPID SHE WENT OUT WITH THIS GUY > http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/
Pookie.
01-04-2003, 11:19 AM
AHHHHHHH
Threeboy
01-05-2003, 07:18 AM
YO MAMA'S SO STUPID, I GAVE HER A PENNY FOR HER THOUGHTS AND I GOT CHANGE BACK!
chrisv
01-12-2003, 12:21 AM
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, THE PONY ON HER POLO SHIRT IS REAL
YO MAMA'S SO STUPID SHE INSISTED ON HAVING AN AIR CONDITIONER INSTALLED ON HER MOTORCYCLE.
chrisv
01-12-2003, 12:49 AM
YO MAMA'S SO STUPID, SHE THINKS TACO BELL IS A MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY.
Threeboy
01-12-2003, 01:16 AM
Your Mama's so hairy, when she chats her smilies have mustaches :{D
Gazor
01-12-2003, 09:04 AM
YO MAMA'S SO STUPID SHE WENT OUT WITH THIS GUY > http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/
http://www.metzelfeste.de/images/Smilies/puke_r.gif
chrisv
01-16-2003, 12:38 AM
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, WHEN SHE RAN AWAY, THEY HAD TO USE ALL THE SIDES OF THE MILK CARTON.
chesh
01-20-2003, 06:51 PM
Yo' mama's so fat, she wore a Malcom X Starter and helicopters tried to land on her back!
Shamus
01-21-2003, 03:34 PM
Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license
chrisv
01-21-2003, 10:58 PM
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, WHEN DOCTORS DIAGOSED HER WITH A FLESH EATING DISEASE, SHE WAS GIVEN 5 YEARS TO LIVE.
Threeboy
01-22-2003, 02:07 AM
YO MAMA'S SO FAT SHE HAS SMALLER FAT WOMEN ORBITING AROUND HER!
chrisv
01-23-2003, 01:29 AM
YO MAMA'S SO UGLY, HER PSYCHIATRIST MAKES HER LIE FACE DOWN
Gazor
01-24-2003, 08:56 AM
you're mama's so fat she is banned from the local park benches!
chrisv
01-24-2003, 03:23 PM
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, WHEN SHE WORKED AT THE CINEMAS, SHE WAS THE SCREEN.
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, I HAD TO COVER HER IN FLOUR TO FIND THE WET SPOT... :D
RaNc|d
01-30-2003, 05:39 PM
YOUR MAMA...
*run*
chrisv
01-31-2003, 11:41 AM
YO MAMA'S SO STUPID, SHE THINKS A QUARTERBACK IS A REFUND!
Square_Eyes
02-12-2003, 03:28 AM
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Threeboy
02-12-2003, 11:37 PM
YOUR MAMA"S SO FAT SHE WAS AT THE MONSTER TRUCK SHOW AND THE KIDS KEPT ASKING WHEN SHE WAS GONNA RACE BIGFOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Square_Eyes
02-13-2003, 12:27 AM
Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Shamus
02-14-2003, 04:06 PM
Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
:?
MulletMan
02-15-2003, 02:23 AM
Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
HAHA I loved it! :D
Shamus
02-17-2003, 05:13 PM
Yo Momma's so fat people jog around her for exercise!
and what the dump is this (http://www.your-mama-jokes.com/)? it's named your-mama-jokes, but there's no joke in sight?
chrisv
02-18-2003, 11:04 PM
Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Threeboy
02-18-2003, 11:46 PM
Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.HAHAHAHAH!
zubaz
02-19-2003, 12:10 AM
YO MAMMA'S SO UGLY THAT RON JEREMY WOULDN'T TOUCH HER!
zubaz
02-19-2003, 12:27 AM
http://www.ronjeremy-themovie.com/ THAT is ron jeremy, who is a porn star. What's funny, is that he'd never get laid if he wasn't a porn star. He is his own paradox.
chrisv
02-20-2003, 12:58 AM
Yo Mama's so fat when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room
Threeboy
03-14-2003, 04:31 AM
Yo mama's so stupid, I said it was chilly outside and she ran out with a bowl and spoon.
chrisv
03-15-2003, 01:10 AM
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
jynxdaddy
03-15-2003, 02:59 AM
Your mummas so fat, she got on an electric scale and drained the batteries
chrisv
03-15-2003, 07:18 PM
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
RaNc|d
03-16-2003, 07:23 PM
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
ahahahaha nice one..
jynxdaddy
03-16-2003, 11:06 PM
Erics Conveys the Emotion of, Seeing Your Momma
http://jynxdaddy.wastedinfluence.com/pic/wtf2.jpg
chrisv
03-21-2003, 05:49 PM
Yo Mama's so big, she whistles bass.
Liquor_Riss
03-24-2003, 11:15 AM
Yo Mama's so smelly, she smells bad! No really, she does. This isn't a "Yo' Mama" joke, it's a fact. Really. It is.
chrisv
03-25-2003, 12:21 AM
Yo Mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she moved.
Square_Eyes
03-25-2003, 11:41 PM
Yo' Mamma's so fat she has been officially labeled a gateway between worlds...
jynxdaddy
03-27-2003, 01:34 AM
Yo Momma so fat shes the lawrencium of Carbon Based Humaniods
Threeboy
04-14-2003, 01:22 AM
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
http://www.duckshit.com/yo-mama-jokes/yo-mamas-so-poor.html
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
http://www.duckshit.com/yo-mama-jokes/yo-mamas-so-stupid.html
Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
http://www.duckshit.com/yo-mama-jokes/yo-mamas-so-big.html
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
http://www.duckshit.com/yo-mama-jokes/yo-mamas-so-fat.html
Liquor_Riss
04-14-2003, 12:22 PM
Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.
chrisv
04-15-2003, 01:43 AM
Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts
chrisv
05-09-2003, 05:54 PM
Yo Mama's so fat, her shirts are made from old parachutes.
RaNc|d
05-10-2003, 08:57 PM
It's YOUR MAMA... !!!!
I think I'm not the best in this kind of joke :(
RaNc|d
06-04-2003, 02:00 PM
Your mama's like Canada.... WELCOME IMMIGRANT !!!
-:snail:-
06-12-2003, 01:28 AM
I hope this one has not been done before.
Your mama's so fat she plays hop-scotch Detroit, Washington, L.A
jynxdaddy
06-12-2003, 02:13 AM
Your mama's so fat she is bigger than a gorrila..
:?
pacman
06-12-2003, 07:12 AM
Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
-:snail:-
06-13-2003, 04:30 AM
Yo Mama's so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
chrisv
06-14-2003, 04:24 AM
Yo mama's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again
RaNc|d
06-15-2003, 06:59 PM
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass
ahahha i love this one
Source : http://www.duckshit.com/yo-mama-jokes/yo-mamas-so-big.html
mankymole
06-27-2003, 06:11 PM
Yo mama's so dumb she got locked in a super market and starved to death :twisted:
-:snail:-
06-28-2003, 12:15 AM
Haha, mankymole is been done before!!!
expgamer
07-27-2003, 09:52 AM
your mama's so old i told her to act her own age and the bitch died
Neox3989
12-12-2003, 09:47 PM
Yo mama's so stupid she failed an IQ test!
Invictus
12-12-2003, 09:56 PM
Yo mama's so stupid she failed an IQ test!
Your mother is so fat, that the doctor told her she needed to lose some weight because she was over the weight of the average human woman.
Liquor_Riss
12-13-2003, 03:42 AM
Yo mama's so stupid she failed an IQ test!
Your mother is so fat, that the doctor told her she needed to lose some weight because she was over the weight of the average human woman.
Hahahaha. Retard.
chesh
12-13-2003, 11:03 AM
Don't know if this one was posted:
Yo momma's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X jacket and a helicopter tried to land on her back.
MulletMan
12-15-2003, 04:12 PM
Thank god this thread was resurected after approximately 5 months. :D
chesh
12-15-2003, 05:34 PM
Thank god someone will post to remind us that it was resurrected, but doesn't realize that they are doing the same thing instead of letting it die.
:twisted:
MulletMan
12-15-2003, 07:02 PM
Thank god I know you're not talking about me.
chesh
12-15-2003, 11:07 PM
Haha, thank god indeed. :D
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